Please, let me fuck your mom
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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