Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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