You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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