Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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