I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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