you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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