Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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