How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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