After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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