3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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