called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
