This girl is more easily done than said...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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