Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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