Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
