i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
