Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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