your thong is hanging out like whoa
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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