Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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