So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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