I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
