I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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