I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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