Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I had to cum in my sink.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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