All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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