Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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