I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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