Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize