So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Sext me about skeletons
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
