But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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