So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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