he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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