Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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