I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
