she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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