Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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