My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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