Kiss
Puke
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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