i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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