what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
