Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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