This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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