we're chasing vodka with high fives
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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