On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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