idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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