Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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