i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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