I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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