i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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