I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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