Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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