We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
