idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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