found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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