Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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