idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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