if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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